Oh, Week 1, you cruel, cruel mistress. Just when we think we have it all figured out, the perfect team, the perfect season, you bring us back to reality.
Yes, this week we had football — real NFL football. Football that counted! But we also saw how the offseason, that tricky devil that fills in the gap between the Super Bowl and the next weekend we care about, deceives us. Those positive, uplifting stories melt away when Jake Delhomme throws more picks than Aerosmith, and the St. Louis Rams fail to notch a single point against an NFC West opponent.
It’s sobering, if sober is your thing, to see your team come back down to earth. Well, back down to earth if you weren’t starting Drew Brees. If you have Brees, you get to look like a genius this week. And we all hate you. Oh, and you too, Adrian Peterson owners. No one liked that you got the first pick anyway, and now, they get to build on that grudge when A.P. blows up in the first week.
There are only a few people who can tell you exactly how they are going to beat you and then do it right before your eyes — Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Steve Jobs come to mind. None of them are football players. At the end of the day, any team could stop one individual player from playing their game in a given week. It just so happens that giving your opponent an entire offseason to prepare tends to really give them a great game plan against your offensive stars.
But such is fantasy football. If knowing what you were doing allowed you to draft a perfect team every time, for every week, the game wouldn’t allow trades, and trades are really where you make your name in fantasy football. After Week 1 scores are recorded, the real men — and real women — assess their teams, hedge their offseason bets and acquire some new talent if the opportunity arises. We now know how things have changed, and we’re not in hot water just yet.
And yes, I know you’re not scared yet if you own Brees or Adrian Peterson, but you’ll see other teams catch you unaware if you let a Week 1 victory convince you that your team is perfect. Your bench is rarely perfect, but you can make it better a little bit at a time every week.
Jay Cutler obviously watched too much Jake Delhomme game film this week. He tried to do too much, but I think his picks were more an indication of how well-prepared Green Bay’s defense was, even having changed schemes this offseason. The Packers don’t look like they’re still learning, and they lost the “sleeper defense” tag that some had put on them this preseason.
Aaron Rodgers, for all the offensive success the Packers had this preseason, was also a surprisingly disappointing fantasy start this week. If not for those late game moves, he would have been a killer. But I guess only Carson Palmer, Jay Cutler and Matt Schaub were killers this week.
As a side story to Brees’ touchdown-machine performance, Reggie Bush couldn’t hold onto the ball against the Lions, even after the most work he’s ever done in the offseason. Bad sign for Bush owners.
Steven Jackson had me going for a bit with his whole Web series about how he is the greatest running back ever to touch the ground. Apparently, the camera adds 10 yards, and there were only six cameras on him in the Seattle game. Maybe he’ll fare better when he’s not facing what some say is “the best linebacking corps in the NFL,” but after disliking him this offseason, he isn’t helping his case.
There would be no quarterback controversy in Philadelphia as long as Donovan McNabb stayed healthy, but he cracked a rib against Carolina just in time to cause a scare. If he can’t get back on the field or gets injured again early this season, the Vick chants in Philadelphia might get louder.
It was almost too predictable that Anthony Gonzalez, the player who might have gathered the most “nice pick” comments in your fantasy draft this season, got injured in his Week 1 start against Jacksonville. He’ll sit out at least the next two weeks, but he could miss up to six weeks with his strained knee ligament.
Only two of my fantasy teams ran away with it this Sunday. I have two on the fence going into Monday night, and one that is going to need some overhaul this week. It’s good to have you back, football, and now the real fun begins.
Stay tuned for more this week as we’ll try to fix your Week 1 woes. Tonight, we get to see the Patriots, Bills, Chargers and Raiders take the field. Best of luck if you’re on the Monday night bubble. I’m looking for a nice night for Randy Moss.
Great writeup. I can’t believe that Delhomme played the way he did. I have a suspicion he’ll bounce back some. And McNabb better be healthy or I’m in trouble.
Well I'll say this…if Jay Cutler would have thrown the ball to Hester the way he tried to throw it to Bennett then Chicago would have had very little issues. I see big play ability and polish on Hester, NOT Bennett.
I agree with you, but I don't think you should write off Bennett just yet. Hester has a year of experience under his belt playing wide receiver at an NFL level and some game-breaking speed. Bennett is more or less a rookie after being a backup wide receiver last year, but he has a lot going for him in the talent department and in his established relationship with Cutler from college.
While Hester is the TD threat in this offense, Bennett is likely to see more targets and more receptions, and he's a nice player to target this week in PPR leagues.
I think Hester made the plays where he could, but I was very surprised that the Bears didn't do more to get tight end Greg Olsen more involved. He's got great hands, and he could have made a few plays for them — if Jay Cutler had kept the ball in their hands a bit longer, that is.
Well I'll say this…if Jay Cutler would have thrown the ball to Hester the way he tried to throw it to Bennett then Chicago would have had very little issues. I see big play ability and polish on Hester, NOT Bennett.
I agree with you, but I don't think you should write off Bennett just yet. Hester has a year of experience under his belt playing wide receiver at an NFL level and some game-breaking speed. Bennett is more or less a rookie after being a backup wide receiver last year, but he has a lot going for him in the talent department and in his established relationship with Cutler from college.
While Hester is the TD threat in this offense, Bennett is likely to see more targets and more receptions, and he's a nice player to target this week in PPR leagues.
I think Hester made the plays where he could, but I was very surprised that the Bears didn't do more to get tight end Greg Olsen more involved. He's got great hands, and he could have made a few plays for them — if Jay Cutler had kept the ball in their hands a bit longer, that is.