If you watched The League, you probably imagined which character you were most like in your own fantasy football league.
Are you a Kevin? Married to an awesome wife? Generally happy about things? Slightly frustrated with the way your team turns out every year?
Or are you the Pete? Nonchalant? A master of the fantasy football puns? Divorced? Always wanted to drive a Crown Vic?
A Taco? Are you high right now? Or do you wish you were? Yeah, you’re probably a Taco.
And you’ll never get to see those vinegar strokes you dream about seeing.
We all know, deep down, you really just don’t want to be an Andre.
But that’s not the way to be. We should embrace our Andre-ism. Don’t you have a stupid hat in your closet that would look great with your new jacket if only your friends wouldn’t mock you for it?
Never fear. Be the Andre.
Well, technically, it’s not straight out of Andre’s apartment. It’s on Ebay. But it’s the same difference. You’d be living the dream if you had it.