Oh, fantasy fools, I thought I would never see you again.
This giant Okie snagged me in an alley this week and kept me in a cage listening to Jessica Simpson albums on loop. He fed me only popcorn, and only let me go because I promised to post his best bets for this weekend.
I only wish I had enough information to file a police report. Oh yeah, he told me his name is Nick.
Check out Nick’s “Best Bets” post.
